Wednesday, October 26, 2011

a quick tip from the frugal femme

If any of you have ever scuffed your favorite pair of black patent leather pumps, you probably already know this one. Scratches, scrapes, and scuffs can be easily covered by black nail polish. So keep a cheap brand from the drugstore handy in case of emergencies. :)                

Monday, October 17, 2011

bachelorette crafting

So, I've been making favors for a dear friend's bachelorette party. I got this awesome stencil on etsy and decorated plain bags with stencils of clara bow. That was fun, and now I totes want more stencils!

 I also constructed a crap-ton of feather hair fascinators. They're super easy to make so I didn't take a ton of step by step pics. Basically all you need is some felt, fake flowers, feathers, alligator clips, and a glue gun. Start with a rectangle of black or white felt, glue the feathers you want, clip the stem of the flower and glue that on, add a clip to the back et viola! Flower hair fascinators!  I took some pics of some of my favorites, so keep scrolling for pics. You can also add glitter to the flower at the end, keep in mind its easy to go overboard :)happy fascinating, y'all.

 And here's one of the bride to be rocking the bride-y cocktail hat!!!

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

best bday present ever

I'm not gonna lie, I'm pretty pleased with this one. I've been researching vintage pocket watches for at least a month.  I managed to luck out and get a great deal on ebay, the seller said this one belonged to her grandfather. Hilariously enough, a butch friend immediately confided that her gf had gotten her a pocket watch as well. Either it truly is the perfect gift for a quirky, dapper type; or perhaps the gf and I read the same blogs? My sources are big on watches, and true to form, my GF does looooove a watch. In fact, the only thing better than a watch, is a pocket watch.  :) File this under: great gifts for studs.

Monday, October 10, 2011

cocktail hat part 2

So, we left off at attaching millinery wire, I sewed that on with an extra thick millinery thread, using a whipstitch around the edge.

 Then I added bias tape around the outside edge to hide the wire, I didn't do a layer of felt on the top because I worried it might 'muddy' the line of the hat; however, in future I think I will cover the top as well.
 I used a somewhat thick raw silk to cover the hat, I cut out the same shape, about half an inch bigger, pinned it from the backside and sewed around the edge. All the stitching ended up getting covered later by the trim anyway, and the stitches helped affix the bias tape securely.
 Once that part is sewn on, you trim off the excess, cut out the same shape and neatly sew that onto the bottom to hide the felt.
 Once the top and bottom are covered, you can add a trim around the edge, I used a glue gun to attach the trim, some silk flowers, feathers, birdcage veil and one pretty little button. This is the easy and fun part; deciding how you want the final hat to look. Once the decorating is done you glue an alligator clip or comb onto the bottom to hold it on et voila! One handmade cocktail hat. :)
 I put a lot of birdcage veil on this one, I wanted it to be understated but still fairly dramatic, as its meant for a friend's bachelorette party. This hat should shout "I'm getting married!" And, well..I think it does. :)

If you eat it in the morning, it's breakfast

I usually spend my weekends at my GF's house, and she likes to make me a delicious meal for breakfast. :) We wake up hungry as we get a lot of exercise at night (ahem).

I'm a pescatarian, a veggie who eats fish, so breakfast is often fish and veggies, since the lady ain't much of a fan of eggs. Anyway, breakfast on saturday was so pretty I took a picture. This is ahi tuna steaks and fruit and veggies.

We also worked on the thriller dance over the weekend, as we plan to thrill the world at the end of the month! Last year I was too late to learn the dance, but I swore I'd master it this year!

I'm not quite ready yet, but soon, pets...sooon, I will thrill the world!!!!!

You can too! It's not too late!!! Learn the dance! Thrill the world!

Friday, October 7, 2011

teardrop cocktail hat part 1 : casting the buckram base

I decided to cast my own buckram base for my first cocktail hat. Its not reallly that difficult, and its a whole heckuva lot cheaper than buying bases pre-made and decorating them.  For this initial step, I acquired buckram (its sold by the yard) millinery wire, heavy duty thread, milliner's needles, basting tape, and a hatblock. I got an old one pretty cheap on ebay. Most of my supplies I got from

So, buckram is what hatmakers use typically; I got a yard of heavyweight and a yard of lightweight, and I got that on ebay as well. If I recall correctly, the heavier one was about $7.00 per yard and the lighter stuff cheaper yet. The lowest prices I found on pre-made buckram or sinamay hat forms had them around $6 each, or higher.  So this was definitely cheaper. 

Tracking down an old wooden hatblock was a little more time consuming and spendy, I think I ended up paying between 20-30 for a really old one; after losing several bids on ebay and lurking on the internets for some time.

Suggestions I've seen to cast the base *without* a hatblock include: mixing bowls, roller derby helmets, mannequin heads, or reverse casting a hat. To do this you would line one of your actual hats with plastic wrap and pour in a hardening foam or plaster of paris--I did find a video tut online but cannot recall where --a hardening foam is a good idea for reverse casting because it will remain more pliable and thus more useful as a psuedo hatblock, should you decide to move on to more complex hats in the future.

A typical hatblock is made of soft wood, so that you can also sew hats on it, meaning you can stick pins into it... anyway... with these little cocktail hats, all they need to do is curve slightly, so anything round will do it. 

Think of it like making a homemade pinata, where you use plaster gauze and a balloon.  The only difference is that you have to affix the buckram tightly, so while a ball would work, a balloon wouldn't. Ok, let's move into the directions.

Buckram is a fabric stiffened with wheat paste or something like that, typically used in millinery. Much like plaster gauze, its like a sheet when you get it, and has to be wet to be molded. Typically milliners use a steam machine to steam it, but you can use a kettle to steam it; or if you're impatient like I am, just dump the boiling water over it and soak the whole damn thing. :) Faster than steaming, and I didn't note any ill effects. Once its wet and hot its pliable. So this is how it looks when you get it.

And this is how it looks once I dumped boiling water on, stretched it over my hatblock (cover the hatblock with plastic wrap first!) and pulled the edges tight with a rubber band.
 I let it dry overnight, and then pulled off the now-stiff buckram.  If I were doing little round cocktail hats, I could get several from one cast, with the teardrop shape that I'm doing, its a bit bigger so one cast will yeild just one teardrop hat base. I'd likely get two teardrops if I'd done my design just a wee bit smaller, but I wanted a big dramatic one. It measures just a bit over 7 inches, which is the usual size for the largest teardrop bases.

 To make the right shape, I started with blank paper, and much like drawing valentine hearts; folded it in half to ensure perfect symmetry. (ah, me and my fearful symmetry!) It took a few tries before I got the shape I wanted. Then using that as my sample, I traced that shape onto some eco felt. I figured it'd be way easier to trace felt on curved buckram, rather than taping paper onto this curved thing. (I was correct, in that the felt kinda sticks to the buckram)  I turned the base inside out, and traced the felt on the inside using a sharpie, then cut out the shape with kitchen scissors. Buckram is a bit tough on scissors, so don't use your beloved craft scissors. (also take care with that sharpie, y'all; it will fuck up your manicure but good..) I also figured why not use the same felt as the liner for the inside of the hat form, make it do double duty, because later the line left by the sharpie will be covered anyway.
tracing the perfect teardrop in felt.  And the resulting shape, in buckram.
 So I also got this stuff from the milliner's supply, its like bias tape, but without the tape, and made of buckram.  Essentially its just a strip of lighter buckram. You fold it in half and use it to line the outside edge, both to reinforce the edge, and to hold that felt lining on. (later when frabric is added, sewing it on will attach the inner lining more securely) I attached the lining with fabric glue.

 My first attempt at a hat base didn't go so well, because I didn't do this, and the edge started fraying when I tried to sew on the millinery wire. Because it has to be attached using thick millinery thread and thick needles, its best to have a reinforced edge. All that remains to be done is attach the millinery wire, using a quick whip stitch, and cover the edge once again, with bias tape. I'll post those pics in part two, before moving on to the rest.
So, this is where I left off, a nearly complete hat base. :) Another reason to make your own is that you can make it the size and shape your little heart desires.

Thursday, October 6, 2011

bitchy craftin!

I hail from a long line of crafty bitches, and I'm proud to carry on the tradition. So stay tuned for my first project. I'll share pics and instructions for my current crafty crap. :)

Also, I'm a firm believer in the idea that, if you can't craft it yourself, you should have someone else do it. Accordingly, I've recently put in my order for a handcrafted word necklace. It's like Carrie's, 'Carrie' necklace, except mine will say "femme".  Here's the link to the seller's page. She will omit the little heart if asked. (I asked!) Pretties, no?

That's right! Cuz I'm fighting femme invisibility, one accessory at a time. :)